Can a real person help me find my size?
-Absolutely.  Just email fit@marinelayer.com and we’ll ask you a few easy questions and can guarantee that we’ll get you a great fitting shirt.

Your shirts are expensive, do they come with a football phone or anything?
-Nope. We think it’s better to pay a little more for a shirt that you really like. How many times have you worn some of your favorite shirts? Between all of our size options, free returns and lifetime guarantee we know you’ll end up with a new top of the rotation shirt.

Can I buy two shirts and just keep the one that fits better?
-Yes. We pay the freight both ways and include a free return shipping label so it don’t cost you nothin.

How much you bench?
-You tell first.

Why do your shirts shrink less than other “pre-shrunk” shirts?
-All natural fabrics shrink, that is the price you pay for softness.  But our shirts will only shrink ¾”-1” because they have already been washed 4 times by the time they get to you.  This is the only true way to minimize shrinkage. That and staying out of the pool….zing!

Can I wash the shirts in hot water and put them in the dryer?
-Yes. Wash and dry any way you want, the color won’t bleed. We think it is insulting that most companies will ask you to pay $75 for a polo and then expect you to go to the trouble to hang dry them or only wash in cold water. You see anybody in your building with a clothesline these days???

Who’s the idiot who spelled “Cotton” incorrectly on your first shirt labels?
-No comment.